Even more Q & A's!

Questions and Answers with Molly (Molly wrote both the questions and the answers)

Topic: throwing knives in the air

Q. That is a ridiculous topic. Will you please reconsider?

A. No. That is a perfectly acceptable topic.

Q. Fine. What do you have to say about it?

A. About what?

Q. Throwing knives in the air… your odd topic…

A. Oh. I don’t think it is a good idea.

Q. Don’t you think most people in the world would agree with you on that?

A. Not Anti-Knife-On-Ground people

Q. Who are they?

A. They call themselves the AKOG people. They are completely against having knives in safe places, like in drawers, on counters, and on the ground.

Q. Do you really think it’s safe to have knives on the ground?

A. It’s better than having them in the air…

Q. But it’s still not safe. What if someone stepped on one?

A. Let’s hope they had shoes on.

Q. What?! What if they don’t! That could be a very dangerous situation!

A. Why?

Q. MOLLY! Someone could step on the knife!

A. Oh. Yeah, I know. But we are now off topic.

Q. Topic?!?!? Who cares about the topic?! We are talking about leaving knives lying around on the ground, which is not at all a good idea!

A. I never said it was. And why are we talking about this anyway? Are you planning on leaving knives in the ground in your room? I’m not going near your room any time soon!

Q. Back to topic.

A. Thank you. What was the topic again?

Q. Throwing knives in the air.

A. What?!?!? That’s a terrible idea! Someone could easily get injured!

Q. *sigh* my point exactly. Who was the one who said to change the topic? Huh? Wasn't it me???...

A. Me.

Q. No, me.

A. We are one in the same person.