Mark Twain quotes

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. 

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. 

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. 

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.