I would recommend reading these things my friends told me to say to my driving instructor in the event of braking too hard (list compiled by Julianne Nicole, Allison Marie, and their mother)
-"Just checking to make sure the seat is locked in!"
-"The tail hook caught!"
-"Now we all know how inertia works!"
-"Seat belt functionality? Check!"
-An excited squeal followed by "Wow! I've missed Cedar Point!"
-Sorry, I thought I was pushing the clutch"
-"I'm just trying to wake up that kid in the back seat"
-"Did you know that my dad's a whiplash insurance salesman?"
-"I was trying to keep us from becoming a crash statistic"
-Look at the teacher and say "Why did you do that?!?!"
